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The Gross Censorship Problem on BlueSky
BlueSky claims to be decentralized, but it deleted my account without any contact or explanation. This isn’t moderation—it’s censorship. Here’s my story…
Jan 26
The Woke Right: How Conservatives Learned to Love Victimhood
The right’s latest tactic? Borrowing identity politics and grievance narratives from the left. The "Woke Right" isn’t a contradiction—it’s a political…
Jan 1
Charismatic Chimpanzees Charm and Perfect Panic in the Pangolin
A blind Pangolin, an overzealous Chimpanzee, and the intoxicating allure of Boma set the stage for a cultural collapse in this witty jungle parable.
Dec 19, 2024
The Sinister Snakes’ Statistics Obfuscated Towards the Austere Owls
"An allegorical tale of trust, deception, and resilience in a troubled jungle where blindfolded owls and cunning snakes redefine leadership."
Dec 13, 2024
Brilliantly Blinded Bats, a Faux Feathered Faith, and Bountiful Forest Burdens
Elephant's Ascent to Enlightenment
Dec 12, 2024
A Marvelously Myopic Mole’s Monumental Mismanagement Mission
And the Ambitions of a Gentle Giant
Dec 11, 2024
Memetics and the Zeitgeist
The Blueprint for Human Progress
Dec 9, 2024
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